So as most of you know I got in a pretty bad car accident and got a little hurt but I am perfectly fine now. But I am sad to say that a few things in my life have still been effected by this NO, no one else is hurt just my home. After a week of having to stay off my feet and not being able to see I was not able to get much cleaning done and my home was not in good shape especially with a 4 and a 2 yr old to help make sure that the few things I tried cleaning did not stay that way. Well I was doing pretty well by the next week to clean and I did I cleaned like it was my job and every thing was basically spotless except for a load or two of laundry to be put away in my girls room. well they were going down for a nap and I figured after a few hours of some serious cleaning I deserved some much needed rest time. So I popped in Beaches and grabbed some not good for me but oh so yummy snacks. Oh and yes I know that Beaches is a chic flick but every once and a while I find one that doesn't make me barf. Any who so I am at the end of my movie and right in the middle of Bett singing Hero, love her. At this time it is only obvious that my children are awake but I ignored them to finish my movie. Yes I know I am a horrible mom and I deserve what is about to happen to me for not getting up as soon as I herd them waking up. But those of you who have had the pleasure of seeing Beaches know you can not just stop watching especially when Bett is belting out Hero's. ( oh and just for kicks I love over the shoulder boulder holder's ok that is it as far as Beaches goes ) there was maybe 10 min left. Well the movie was over so I decided I could finally pay attention to my children and go check on them now. Now don't forget that I just spent hours cleaning and a lot of that was just on there room and also note that they couldn't have been awake for that long seriously 10 min. Well I am sure you have figured out what I found when I opened there door if you don't know you most likely don't have children or yours are all older and you just don't remember. Well that's right they had managed to destroy there room in only 10 min but my guess was it only took them one, it was getting undressed that probably took so long. So there my kids were completely butt naked in a room you could no longer see the floor too but now i can tell what the closet look's like with no close in it. I must have had an evil look on my face because as soon as I opened the door my children were apologizing "sorry mommy sorry", it sounded more like they were pleading for there lives and they should sound that way because if there was a time I might have beaten my children this was that moment. So of corse I stood there trying to be stunned but couldn't because what kind of a mother would I be to not know that if you leave children unattended for to long things get messy, especially after you clean them. So I did the only thing I could think of scream "time out now" and in my head I was screaming" if you want to live you will get there as soon as possibly and stay as far away from me for as long as possibly." As soon as they were far enough out of harms way I of corse ca-lapsed laughing and crying at the same time. At this time I am like Kronk in Disney's the emperor's new groove talking to my shoulder angles. The devil telling me "you know you should have got up, you know your children hate you and there soul propose is to make you go insane before your 30" and my angle convincing me that "kids will be kids it is only a mess no one is hurt (yet) and nothing is broken it can be cleaned". At this point I just let them argue the rest of it out while I go comfort my children and trying to convince them and myself that it is ok and mommy is not going to kill them ( for now just kidding). Well I did not write this to let you all know how crazy I am or that on this day I came close to beating my children. No I wrote this because it actually took me a week to finally go and clean that room again, ya it took me a week of digging through piles of clothing every day to find close for my kids and then in the end basically having to wash every thing they own because they dumped a bag of chocolate cereal on the mess I was avoiding a few day's latter. Well I am happy to say that I finally cleaned it today along with the rest of my house that was not any where near as bad as there room. All that is left is some of John and mines laundry that I am more or less avoiding by writing this for ever long post. Well nap time is over and this time I am not going to let those kids destroy that room again. Actually I stopped typing half way through to check on them and the room is still clean but the kitchen could not escape them and KK has broken several eggs on the floor and has a path of eggs shells leading to her in the living room. Just further proof that cleaning with a 4 and almost 2 year old is completely point less.