Sunday, March 8, 2009

ruby's self hair cut

So as you probably got from the title Ruby decided to cut her hair apparently she was trying to see if she could bring back mullets. Well let me lay out this tragedy for you, So there I was trying to clean up our apartment ( which is a total waste of time with my kids) I had just gone into the kids room and they were happily playing with there toy's so I went back to my cleaning. I was under my table vacuuming in all the corners and right up against the wall and I was trying to hurry and finish it, it was the last thing I was going to do. Well I think I took to much time getting those corners because when I turned of the vacuum I could hear that my kids were in the bathroom now. So my phone rang and it was my husband, I told him to hang on because the kids were in the bathroom he said you better get in there I think I left scissors out. As soon as that word hit my ears I knew that they had found those scissors so of corse I ran to the bathroom but it was to late Ruby had finished her hair and was starting in on KK's she had a huge hand full of KK's hair in one hand and ready to cut with the other. I screamed ruby don't but apparently ruby herd cut ruby because that is what she did. Then she dropped the scissors and ran as fast as she could down the hall screaming sorry, sorry, sorry. OH man it is a good-thing she is faster then me. So while ruby apologized over and over again KK sat there "mommy look' and handing me globs of hair she was so proud of there new hair cuts. So I went to find Ruby and she had put herself in time out and I asked her why did you cut your hair she said I didn't want girl hair any more, well that's good because she doesn't have girl hair any more. Here are the pictures I took before we went to try and fix it.

This ones my favorite you can see the mullet the best at this angle.
Business in the front party in the back but this is more of a part all around mullet

This is the top were she basicly cut it as short as she could with scissors good thing she didn't have a razor.

Don't you love how she is smiling like there is nothing wrong with her hair.

Ya know the good thing about blogging for me is I can see the humor or at least the good posts out of a bad experience.
So after I took these pictures I took her to the hair salon where the lady's eye's almost came out of her head when she saw how bad it was. She actually coverd Rubys ears and told me I don't think I can fix this. Well she did the best blending she could and got rid of the party part of the mullet Ruby had created. She has a little Marry Lou Renton kind of cut now with really bad bangs luckily it will grow. The lady that tried to fix Rubys hair didn't even charge me because she said it was the worst she had ever seen, So at least Ruby won that contest. Here what it looks like now.




I put a flower in it it helps hide some of the damage so now let the comments of how this is just a right of passage and how every kid dose it but you all know that your glad it's not your kid.

6 comments:

The Moulton Family said...

Hey...I did that when I was a kid. Not that badly though! Your girls are so funny!!

Kyle and Jamie said...

Wow...that's all i can say!! j/k good job ruby...maybe she will be a hair dresser!!

Laurie said...

Poor Jessica, The funny thing is is that I didn't do that to myself as a kid, but one day I got really mad at Chrissy and did that to her. My mom was NOT pleased! :)

Shaela said...

OMGosh, Jessie, of COURSE I remember you! I was just thinking about you yesterday, isn't it funny how that stuff works?? I almost peed my pants reading that post, I cannot believe she did that. (well, from what I remember of Ruby, yes, yes I can) ;) We are in eastern WA right now just chillin'. I'm adding your blog to my list, it's nice to be back in touch! take care

Carissa J said...

LOL!!! That is so cute! I love the mullet. Why'd ya change it? hehehe... It's so funny how little girls are so interested in cutting hair. I used to cut my barbies hair until they looked like the Ken doll! LOL! She's a cutie.

The Moulton Family said...

Nope. No shoes. I'm waiting for the perfect pair.